Posts Tagged ‘reality’
Jan
05

I always keep a few sticky notes on my desktop to remind me about the realities of the (seemingly endless) tasks at hand:

The Six Stages Of A Project
1. Enthusiasm (This project rocks!)
2. Disillusionment  (This project blows chunks!)
3. Panic (How is this my fault?!)
4. Search for the Guilty (Run Away!  Run Away!)
5. Punishment of the Innocent (Blame the new hires!)
6. Rewards for the Non-Participants (Can you say MIP?)
The Five Rules Of Plumbing
1. Hot on the left
2. Cold on the right
3. Waste flows downhill
4. When in doubt, add a vent
5. Payday is on Friday

Happy Tuesday

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